Say What? NASCAR Gets Travoltified

John Travolta

John Travolta's mangling of name at the Oscars has turned into an Internet sensation. (Photo: Getty Images)

We admit it, we were bored. Plus, with all the talk about how John Travolta butchered Idina Menzel’s name at the Oscars on Sunday, we figured how would Travolta handle the names of those in NASCAR.

As you can see, not very well.

So, with time on our side and help from Slate.com, which put together a way to Travoltify names, we typed in various NASCAR names to see how Travolta might say them.

Here’s how Travolta might say the entry list for this weekend’s race at Las Vegas Motor Speedway, along with a few other NASCAR names.

Justin Allgaier = Julian Andrenson

AJ Allmendinger = Ava Alexernder

Aric Almirola = Alex Alexernder

Marcos Ambrose = Margnus Ajams

Michael Annett = Marcel Allorn

Trevor Bayne = Tyler Bruwn

Greg Biffle = Guy Bafer

Dave Blaney = Dan Berzy

Alex Bowman = Agryll Brazent

Clint Bowyer = Cain Bafer

Jeff Burton = Jan Butter

Kurt Busch = Kirk Borfes

Kyle Busch = Katie Borfes

Landon Cassill = Leighton Cozzins

Austin Dillon = Ashton Dizzon

Dale Earnhardt Jr. = Donnie Edbrards

Carl Edwards = Coll Edbrards

David Gilliland = Donald Gonzaleez

Jeff Gordon = Jack Gerbson

Denny Hamlin = Darcy Herdson 

Kevin Harvick = Kayden Harvis

Timmy Hill = Teejay Hoyll

Jimmie Johnson = Jodie Johnzon

Kasey Kahne = Kirsty Kzing

Matt Kenseth = Miller Keezy

Brad Keselowski = Boyd Knight (with a hard K)

Parker Kligerman = Peter Keeneedia

Blake Koch = Brooke Kzing

Travis Kvapil = Tobias Keezy

Kyle Larson = Katie Lezwis

Joey Logano = Junior Loing

Michael McDowell = Marcel Mceezald

Jamie McMurray = Jodie Morphay

Casey Mears = Christy Meems 

Paul Menard = Paige Mceezald

Joe Nemechek = Jake Nicheems

Ryan Newman = Rhys Nicheems

Danica Patrick = Dominic Parkinsmack

David Ragan = Donald Reegers

Reed Sorenson = Rose Suzzivan

Ricky Stenhouse Jr. = Reilly Shunter

Tony Stewart = Teejay Stewaeert

Martin Truex Jr. = Morgan Tufker 

Ryan Truex = Rhys Tufker

Brian Vickers = Benn Jernkins

Cole Whitt = Crawford Wrizght

Josh Wise = James Whayte

JJ Yeley = Neve Keezy

OTHERS

Bobby Allison = Bilal Andrenson

Richard Childress = Raymond Cozzins

Bill Elliott = Boyd Edjans

Brian France = Ben Florzes

Mike Helton = Mark Herdson

Rick Hendrick = Reiss Herdson

Dale Jarrett = Donnie Jerrdan

Junior Johnson = Justin Johnzon

David Pearson = Donald Pertersorn

Richard Petty = Raymond Parkeem

Morgan Shepherd = Morven Sorphens

Rusty Wallace = Ramsay Weellace

Darrell Waltrip = Dougal Walger

Michael Waltrip = Marcel Walger

Carl Yarborough = Connie Yoing 

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